«Always Tell the Voter What the Voter Wants to Hear» τραγουδούν σήμερα οι Βρετανοί « Chumbawamba» για την πιο διαδεδομένη συνταγή πολιτικής… επιτυχίας!

^{Welcome to Never Mind The Ballots.
The phone lines are now open.
If you’d like to put a question to the candidates
The number to ring is oh five three two seven seven nine six four three
You want jobs? I’ve got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote
Schools, prisons? Of course we’ll build them!
Condoms for the American GIs!
Nuclear reactors breed like rabbits
Police oppression? You can have it, sir!
Just give me your vote
Put your cross in the box}